gobacktoyourhomeonwhoreisland:
look. i’m a giver.lmao

#35: Or we could shower together.

#34: I would love to draw you a bath

#33: I am a NO PREGNANCY zone!

#31: Required concubine reading

#30: A little bit of pain is never a bad thing


making lonely girls even lonelier lol
#28: If I don’t get a concubine soon, I may have to resort to this

(via nakedness)
#27: I want this to be you and me…